Why are they peaking so quickly?

Shylah: "Mommy, when you say icn have a boyfriend again"
Me:      "When you're 17. Why? You see someone at your school you like?"
Shylah: "No, put the TV on music." [HYPE TV]
Me:      "Shylah him on here? Who him?"
Shylah: "Yes mommy, him sing 'come into my room' "
Why is my four year old in love with UGLY Movado??

Angelique, for the Grace of God, I can't understand nor pick up where I've taken this child to, for her to pick up this stink, loud, buttoo laugh. In heaven's name, when you throw her in the air, or tickle her sides, or blow raspberries on her tummy, all you hear from this small, sweet, innocent face is the most garrison, gully side, guttah laugh: Ha Ha HA HA **choke choke**  HA HA HA ** cough cough** I keep waiting to hear her say, "woi me side" Some big people laugh, like she deh bout long time or understand the joke.

Gariece Jr. bka GJ, at six months has the audacity to be holding on and walking. We have this light plastic chair, that we use to entertain on the balcony. The other day, their daddy was making the bed. He rests GJ standing up in front of the chair, placing his hands on the seat. What we heard next, was the scraping of the chair on the ground and AWAY was GJ. Holding on and walking all by his lonesome.

Me Thinks dem a gwaan wid too much!